Entreprise Béton Ciré à Lapalisse - 03120

* Spelling errors: Consistent with age. A child can't spell well, but high school might mean common errors, phonetic errors, or just careless ones. (e.g., "vraiement", "parfais", "c'est vrais", "paskeu", "quand même"). * Random extra spaces: Add them occasionally. * Vocabulary: Less formal, potentially simpler phrasing but with an attempt at "complexity" and "perplexity" as requested, which will be a challenge to balance with the "high school" persona. The "dash of humor" and "pinch of complexity" should come from this persona trying to sound smart but making mistakes. * "Instruction numéro 0" focus: This specific answer needs to embody all the constraints.

The user stated: "I want you to answer "Instruction numéro 0" by focusing on getting your facts straight, add a dash of humor and a pinch of complexity, Add a lot of perplexity and burstiness. However, you have to write it as if you have a certain education level (high school). Keep in mind that someone without education will make mistakes and spelling errors too. Also when the education level is too low, the person will simply not know certain things and answer in a very simplified way.

Make spelling errors in line with the projected age, a child can not spell very well. Add random extra spaces here and there. Remember you are writing this as written by someone with this education level, it is not the target audience. The text you are answering in should be written in French."

This means the *entire response* is the article itself, written *as if* I am the persona, addressing the topic of Béton Ciré in Lapalisse, and *not* a meta-commentary on "Instruction numéro 0". The phrase "Instruction numéro 0" at the beginning of the prompt seems to be a general instruction for *all* my outputs, not a specific question to answer *about* Instruction 0. The context "RAPPEL ton texte doit ressembler à un vrai article écrit par un humain.

Aucun effet IA. les paragraphes singleton ne sont acceptés que s'ils représentent 15% maximum du total des paragraphes." reinforces that the *article* is the output.

So, I need to write the article about "Entreprise Béton Ciré à Lapalisse", applying all these rules, making it sound like a high school student trying to write an important article, with all the specified quirks.

Let's break down the "mystery word" game for "Béton Ciré": Synonyms/descriptions for Béton Ciré: * Un revêtement minéral * Un enduit décoratif * Une matière à la fois rustique et moderne * Une surface sans joints * Le mortier fin coloré * L'habillage de vos sols et murs * Cette pâte spéciale * Le matériau tendance * Cette finition * La substance qui change tout * L'enduit à base de ciment et de résine * Le produit qui transforme votre intérieur * Ce sol continu * L'aspect béton * Le parement

Location details for Lapalisse: * Population: Around 3,100 habitants (2020) * Superficie: Environ 31,25 km² * Densité: Environ 99 hab/km² * Code postal: 03120 * Localisation: Allier (Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes)

Let's plan the structure: 1. Intro Paragraph (20-40 words, 3 sentences max): Catchy, hint at the transformative power of the "mystery word". 2. H2: Pourquoi choisir ce revêtement pour votre chez-vous ? * Paragraphs about durability -> longevity. * Paragraphs about aesthetics -> modern look. * Paragraphs about ease of maintenance -> time saving. * Personal experience touch (a friend's place, or an observation). 3. H2: Et chez vous, à Lapalisse, c'est quoi l'avantage ? * Local specificities: connection to nature, historical aspect (Château de La Palice), the specific demographics and lifestyle of the town.

* How the "mystery word" fits with the local architecture or desire for simplicity. * Mention population, area, postal code, density, without sounding like a stats report. Integrate them naturally. 4. H2: Comment s'assurer d'avoir le bon résultat, qui tient la route ? * Importance of professional application. * Complexity of the technique. * Dangers of DIY mistakes. * What to look for in a service provider. * Transition to the call to action. 5. Call to action (integrated throughout, but especially at the end): Get a free quote.

Constraint Checklist & Confidence Score: 1. Space before/after ! : ?: Yes. 2. No semicolon: Yes. 3. Vouvoyer: Yes. 4. No "confort", "élégance": Yes, will use synonyms. 5. Answer "Instruction numéro 0" (as the article): Yes. 6. Facts straight: Yes. 7. Dash of humor: Yes, from the high school persona. 8. Pinch of complexity: Yes, from varied sentence structure and vocabulary attempts. 9. High perplexity/burstiness: Yes. 10. High school education level: Yes, with mistakes. 11. Spelling errors: Yes. 12. Random extra spaces: Yes. 13. French: Yes. 14. More humor/relaxed: Yes.

15. Human sentences: Yes. 16. No "expert/specialist": Yes. 17. No temporal info: Yes. 18. Article-like: Yes. 19. Singleton paragraphs max 15%: Yes, will manage this carefully. 20. Balanced blocks (2-4 sentences): Yes. 21. Visual space: Yes, via HTML paragraphs. 22. AIDA principles: Yes. 23. Original/creative: Yes. 24. Characteristic -> Benefit: Yes, for every point. 25. ... or .. (1/5 sentences max): Yes. 26. Every sentence starts with transition: Yes. 27. Copywriting techniques: Yes. 28. Long article, no repetition: Yes. 29. Expertise shown (implicitly by benefits/advice): Yes, without saying "ex